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sammyboy789
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Interests: -God- playin drums. video games. riding around. fishin. huntin. and lots more
Expertise: drums, playin video games, fishin (not so hot at hunting but i do good at dove)
Occupation: Student, and drummer for my ba
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/25/2004
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| ight ive been watchin blue collar tv the movie lately.. well here are some of the redneck jokes off of there...
1. if u take ur dog on a walk and u both use the tree for the restroom
on the corner.. u might be a redneck (ron white raises hand)
2.if u keep a flyswater in the front seat of the car so u can hit ur kids in the back seat of the car... u might be a redneck.
3.if an episode of walker texas ranger has changed ur life.. you might be a redneck
4.if u have ever riden an electric floor buffer... you might be a redneck (bill engvall raises hand)
5.if u have ever emptied the bed of ur truck by takin off in reverse
real fast and slammin on the brakes u might be a redneck (bill raises
hand again)
6.if u have ever used a bar stool as a walker (ron raises hand slowly) you might be a redneck
7.if u think silence of the lambs happens wenever larry walks out to his barn...you might be a redneck
8.if there is an electric singin fish in more than three rooms of ur house (jeff raises his hand) you might be a redneck
9.if u think fast food is hittin the deer at 65mph. you might be a redneck
10.if someone tells you that you have somethin in your teeth and u take them out to see wat it is you might be a redneck
11.if u have a complete set of salad bowls that say "cool whip" on the side you might be a redneck
12.if u wear a strapless dress with a strapped bra underneath it you
might be a redneck (larry raises his hand); jeff says'' think
about that and try to sleep tonight"
13.and the last one if u ever fall asleep in a waffle house u might be a redneck
those are my favorite ones from there. well g2g to bed. goodnight all people.
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| - whitfieldhey just wonderin is there anyone that plays guitar that wants to start
a band or is there a band out there that needs a drummer. lol. ive been
workin my tush off on tryin to find a band.
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| hey everyone. sorry i havent updated in a while. been a lil busy....
my little cousin joshua mcintosh turned 1 saturday. i need to go over my aunt's and uncle's house and visit. i havent seen my cousin, aunt, and uncle in a long time probably since christmas.... actually yea since then. i have been thinkin bout that too. wen I start college he'll be startin preschool. thats cool.
o and one last thing (last but not least) i want to thank my mom from bringin me into this world. in 1987 she was pregnant and on the day she was gonna give birth, before she gave birth my brother died from his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. now wen i think of it i mostly cry. and my mom and all of her friends and my dad and his family and my moms family was there crying. but two years later my mom and dad prayed to God "God please give us another chance of havin a son we will honor and protect him with all our hearts throughout his life." then 5 weeks later my mom was pregnant. the day she was going to give birth July 5th, 1989, she gave birth to me and the doctor said lets see if its boy or girl and my mom said u dont have to do that and the doctor said why and my mom said caus i know its a boy God answered my prayer. and sure enough it was a boy. and everytime i think of that i run to my mom and dad and hug them then say to them thank you. i just wish i had a brother, but my step brother right now is doin more of an excelent job of being my brother. i love my family with all of my heart. and i love all of my friends too. remember "love everyone your enemies, foes, friends, and family" and "love everyone as if they die tomorrow" and thats all i have today. everyone have a blessed day and many to come. &nb | | |
| hey everyone. sorry i havent posted in awhile. well happy mlk and robert e lee day. well nothin much today. i woke up at like 9:30 and me and my mom (she really likes sports)were gonna go to the madison central and moss point bball game at the coliseum but we had to do some other stuff instead. and i forgot that at church we were gonna play paint ball wich sucks!!! badly!!!
well thats all i got today. goodnight peeps.
p.s. me and sara are gonna raid cups as pirates and force them to give us all of their coffee products. ARGGG join us if u want to.
-sam
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| - DUST IN THE WIND!!!!!! FLY AWAY!!!! o srywats up people!! well nothin here just got done watchin anchorman. had quite a bit sexual stuff in there but ohwell. it was funny especcially that brick dude he cracked me up. well today nothin basicly happened lets see woke up ate breakfast (waffles and bacon) CLEARLY! the best breakfast meal EVER! well if it had an omlet and eggs that would have been better. but neways i woke up ate that meal got ready for school went to school. slept all day in class. and was glad we didnt do anything at all today. then came home on the bus the minute i got off the bus i was soakin wet. wich shazucked(word of the day) then my wierd bus driver threw a sucker at me and hit me in the head wich actually really hurt (especcially considering he used to play pitcher in baseball) then me my dad, step mom, and ben went to fratizees or however u spell it. and came home and saw im in THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD period.TENNISHU! well thats all i did today goodnight everyone. HAPPY FREE FRIDAY!!!! dunno why they called today that but ohwell. goodnight. | | |
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